December 22, 2006

RealFan is RealNuts!

This is response to RealFan's crazy comment that age and salary equal, he would take Jarmoe over players like Crosby and Ovechkin.

Boy, I wasn't kidding when I mentioned stunted intellectual growth as a hazard of being a Flames fan. I didn't realize it also removes all objectivity and the ability to read stats. I will agree that Iggy is a good player and most teams would be happy to have him, but let's have a comparative look with Crosby & Ovechkin:


IggyPop:

Age 19 96/97 82GP 50Pt 37PIM No Playoffs
Age 20 97/98 70GP 32Pt 29PIM No Playoffs
Age 28 05/06 82GP 67Pt 86PIM 1st Rd debacle

Notes - 1st time he took his team into the playoffs was 03/04, his 8th year in the league. Has scored more than a pt/game once in his career (so far this year as well). 05/06 stats included to fairly compare Jarmoe to the others in the "New" NHL (his age and experience is admittedly an advantage although it was not a contract year).

Crosby:

Age 18 05/06 81GP 102Pt 110PIM No Playoffs

Notes - scored 1.26pts/game as 18 year old - Iggy? not quite. Apparently a scrappy player going by PIM. Penguins currently 1 pt out of playoff spot.

Ovechkin:

Age 20 05/06 81GP 106Pt 52PIM No Playoffs

Notes - scored 1.31pts/game as 20 year old - Iggy? not even close. Generally acknowledged to be a big hitter/playoff type player. Caps currently in playoff position.


No matter how you slice it, these players are better than Iginla, with more upside in today's game. Their impact on hockey will be greater than Jarmoe's.

As to the comment that Iggy is top 3, using RealFan's same salary & age parameter I would put Crosby, Ovechkin, Malkin, Kipper, Brodeur, Hasek, Jagr, (shall I go on?) ahead of him.

Thoughts for the Season

Here's some quick thoughts, Larry King style:

-Is it just me or is there some big event coming up? No matter what your beliefs regarding religion are, I'm sure we can all agree that Jesus didn't intend for the holiday celebrating his birth to be a max the credit card, shoot people for a PS3, put Christmas stuff out in stores in October extravaganza.

-Those Geico - caveman commercials are about the funniest thing on TV right now

-What is the appropriate wait time on taking a dump at work? I always feel guilty heading to the can for a 3-5 minute sit down session when I've only been working for 10 minutes.

-Why is Jim even remotely worried about Pam when he's got Karen?

-And remember, like the janitor on Scrubs said, "Nobody likes a jagged stump."

December 20, 2006

Roli vs. Avs

When I have time I'm going to look up Roli's career record versus the Avs. He's been great for the Oilers this year, but man does he ever stink against Colorado. Last night gave me bad flashbacks to their goaltending last year when Conkannen was their tandem. You should not lose when you score 6!

Good news from last night is that they did indeed score 6 without their top goal scorer. Onward and upward from here for the Oil.

December 19, 2006

Still Here, Part Deux

What a busy couple of weeks. Hopefully now I'll have more time to share my all important thoughts regularly again.

In the mean time, leave me some comments regarding the void you have felt in your lives with me not blogging every day or two.

December 12, 2006

Vote for Rory

I still haven't taken the time to figure out how to link, but you've got to check these ads out. Just make sure you watch them when you won't get in trouble for laughing out loud, because you will.

http://jesgolbez.blogspot.com/2006/12/vote-for-rory-campaign-goes-negative.html

For the record, I support Rory getting voted into the game. Maybe this will finally make all major league sports realize fans voting for starting line ups is ridiculously stupid.

December 8, 2006

Still Here

I'm still here. This week got out of control so I haven't been able to blog. I have lots of things to talk about, but I'm going to keep this one short since I have to get home to watch the game. Speaking of the Oilers - do things change in a week or what? I was at the Oil/Jackets fiasco with a buddy a week ago and after that I was about ready to kill someone. But winning 2 games since has eased my mind for now.

I was in Calgary for the last couple days. Okay city, but man do I hate the Flamers and their fans. I watched the game in the hotel pub last night. It was amusing being in enemy territory as the Trapginlasoffs "battled" the Wild to a shootout loss - that being the Wild that have Gaborik, Walz, Demitra and 3 more regulars out. The fans couldn't even pretend it was an exciting game, and you should have heard the groans when Kipper lost the shoot out again. Very enjoyable!

Anyway that's it for now. Go Oilers!

PS. Let me know what you think of my new nickname (Trapginlasoffs) for the Flames. I think it captures their essence quite well.

December 1, 2006

Vote Saturday!

I hate being one of those "Vote or Die!" do-gooders, but this election really is important. Whoever wins is likely to be Premier for 8-12 years. That amount of time in this economic environment will make or break Alberta's future for at least the next two or three generations.

I guess what I'm saying is do your research and decide who reflects your vision of where this province should be headed. I will be voting for Ted Morton again as my first choice and my second choice will be Stelmach. I would encourage others to do the same, or at the very least, put Morton down as your second choice.

November 29, 2006

The Wave

So at the Hawks/Oilers game Friday night The Wave was attempted three times by my count. One time it went around 3 or 4 times and the other two attempts were basically unsuccessful.

While watching the guy trying to get it started each time it got me thinking, what is his story - what is the profile of a "Wave Starter"? Do they come from good homes or are they alcoholics? Are they successful at their jobs or are they dysfunctional losers? Are they doctors or lawyers or entrepreneurs?

And how does one decide to be a wave starter? Is it handed down generation to generation?

10 Years Old
"Daddy, I want to start a wave!"
"Not yet son, you're not quite old enough."

14 Years Old
"Dad, I want to start a wave."
"Give it a little more time son. You need to practice at home a little more - I'm not quite buying in to your performance yet."

16 Years Old
"Dad, please let me start a wave!"
"OK son, you're ready" he says while smiling with paternal pride, "You're ready." In the background 'The Circle of Life' quietly plays.

Feel free to give me your thoughts, although I'm likely the only person bored enough to be even thinking about this today.

November 28, 2006

Questions for Pronger

Some questions I wish the media would ask, in no particular order:

-Why sign a 5 year contract if you don't intend to keep it?
-Did you not discuss the next 5 years of your life with your family?
-Did you not explain to your wife before you got married that in professional sports it is very likely you will be traded at some point and you could end up playing somewhere, like, you know, Canada?
-Why did you go to Mexico and let your agent do your dirty work like a little girl?
-Why couldn't you let Oil fans enjoy the Cup run for a good week before kicking them in the nuts?

Please add any that I missed.

Ducks/Oilers

There hasn't really been any media coverage, but I think there's a hockey game in Edmonton tonight.

I really wish I could be there tonight,but oh well. I will be watching though, as I decided to be a sucker and order the PPV. Isn't it funny Sportsnet passed on televising what may have been their highest rated Oilers game ever? I'm sure the Oilers would never decide to keep the game as a PPV knowing suckers like me would give them a big payday. However, I will be okay with it if the extra money they make tonight is allocated to Smyth's new contract.

I hope the crowd will be loud & obnoxious/rude, but not violent. I'm guessing the game itself will be a bit of a let down after all this lead up. We all hope Raffi puts one of his tank armored shoulders into Mr. Lauren's chin, but I doubt anything even close will happen. The Oil are (in interviews anyway) way too chummy with him for my liking.

My biggest hope for tonight is that I will be able to put some of my rage behind me. I still have that punched in the gut feeling every time: a) they show a picture of Chrissy pumping his fist after a goal in the playoffs or b) I recall my reaction when he signed his 5 year contract-"finally, after all this time we can finally have premier players on this team again." I realize it is a bit juvenile to get so wrapped up in a game and the players that play it, but beyond the hockey I am disgusted with Pronger as a person.

I predict 5-3 Oilers - Smyth x2, Horcoff, Stoll and Pisani with an empty netter. Pronger will score on the PP for the Ducks breaking the Oilers PK streak, thus further enraging the crowd.

November 24, 2006

Smyth

OH NO! I might be the last person to hear about this, but click on "Smyth" above (sorry, still haven't got linking down). I can't recall Ryan talking like this before - not even remotely close to this.

I can actually see Smyth's point here. Why is he the last core guy to get an extension? If anyone "deserves" a big thank you contract, it's the guy that has lived and breathed Oilers since his draft day. I would argue there has never been a better Oiler (I'm not talking just talent).

Get it done Lowe!!!

Oilers/Hawks Tonight

I'm off to my first Oilers game of the season tonight. Not really notable except that my wife and I are taking our two oldest kids to an Oilers game for the first time. Obviously going to watch the Oil is always something to look forward to, and I go as often as is possible, but when the guys you're watching on the ice are the same age as you the mystique of an NHL game kind of disappears. But knowing how much my kids have been looking forward to this brings back memories of every game my Dad took me to as a kid. Back then there was absolutely nothing greater than finding an Oilers ticket in a birthday card or a Christmas stocking. So, for the first time in a long time I'm actually giddy about going to a game. I can't wait to see how much they enjoy it.

As for the game itself, it's not really a game I would usually be primed about attending. I always prefer going to the BOA or other big rivalries, but these days you go to whatever game you can actually get tickets to.

This is a must win. If they lose it could be one of those games we'll look back to in April, wishing they had 2 pts coming down the stretch. I'm expecting a 4-1 win (Sykora, Smyth, Hemsky, Stoll).

November 23, 2006

Watching Seinfeld

Not that anyone would care, but I have removed "Seinfeld Reruns" from my must see TV category for the time being, because of the Michael Richards incident. I'm not usually affected by an actors real life. For example, I enjoyed "MI:3" even after Crazy Cruise's couch jumping. And while I don't care for their politics, I appreciate Penn, Clooney and especially Depp for their talent.

It is difficult, however, to reconcile the anger we saw from Michael Richards on the TMZ clip with the lovable character he plays on "Seinfeld". It's kind of like trying to laugh at OJ's Nordberg on the "Naked Gun" movies post-loppings(allegedly). Not that what Richards did compares to what Simpson "if he did it" did, it's just the same uncomfortable feeling. I know I'll eventually start watching "Seinfeld" again - it's just way too funny to cut it out forever - but it will be awhile

Like Jerry said when Kramer runs away from the doctors office in the Andrea Doria episode, "You are bad! Bad neighbor!"

Vote!

This post relates to Albertans only.

This Saturday we have a chance to do something very rare in our parliamentary system - vote directly for our Premier. The last time this happened was 13 or 14 years ago when Klein won the PC leadership. For $5 we get to have a direct say in who will lead us through this economic juggernaut.

On the surface it would appear that it doesn't really matter who wins. Surely anyone can govern a province with our wealth. This is erroneous, as Klein has proven. There has to be a clear plan. Our current economy can not last forever - nothing does. It is vital for our children and their children that we do not squander this wealth.

Take a bit of time and research the candidates, then vote for the one you like the most. For my part, I will be voting for Ted Morton as he most closely represents my views and vision for Alberta.

Exercise your right on Saturday!

November 21, 2006

Over/Under

Here's my over/under lines for tonights Oilers beat down of the Flames. Give me your predictions if you happen by before game time tonight. My predictions in copper.

-Roli the goalie lashes out at a Flamer or ref: 4.5 over

-Kipper is shown on TV lifting his mask up during a break in play, staring at nothing and thinking "duh-uh": 8.5 under

-A Flamer d-man leaves his skates on a hit &/or head hunts in general: 3.5 over

-Flames fan would still take the under if the line was: 1.5

-Actual line on the game is: 5.5 My prediction: 4-2 Oil, therefore I take the over

-FYI - Pro-line has the Oilers as slight favorites @ 1.95

November 20, 2006

2006 Grey Cup

Is it just me or was that the most boring Grey Cup game in years? There was just no drama in this game. The result was predictable. There was no hate on between the teams. No Matthews to cheer against. No prominent player stickin' it to his former team. Nothing.

In fairness, anything but an absolute epic would have been a let down when compared to last years Grey Cup (the greatest Cup in my memory) or the incredible Ohio/Michigan game on Saturday. But when the biggest story coming out of the game is that McCallum won't have manure on his front yard this year, it wasn't much of a championship final. Oh well.

November 18, 2006

I'm a blogger!

I hate jumping on bandwagons, but here I am on the blogwagon. I have loved reading the blogs I have listed to the right for the past 1+ year and decided to join the crowd myself. To be honest, the motivation came when Mike W. at Covered in Oil shamed me into discontinuing life as "Anonymous" with his recent portrait http://coveredinoil.blogspot.com/2006/11/art-attack.html (someday I'll learn how to link properly). And yes, I know I'm the last late 20's/early 30's person to start a blog.

Although I don't have the insight or intelligence of a Cosh or Wells I still think it will be fun/therapeutic to share my thoughts on a wide variety of interests and non-interests with whoever may stumble by.

Don't be afraid to let me know when I'm wrong and definitely let me know me when I'm right.